![]() ![]() The tone is set right off the bat when we're greeted by a shower of peckers that spell out the logo of the game, complete with rather detailed sound effects, and it's all downhill from there. Some of you may have already played the multiplayer version of the game, since it was a bit premature (something that's normal and happens to a lot of men, or so we've heard), or in Early Access as some prefer to call it. It can best be described as one of those "easy-to-pick-up, hard-to-master" party games, in the sense that it's easy to explain, often best enjoyed with a pint or two, but if you're really dedicated to slamming all your friends it'll take some time to become the best. In the game you and up to seven of your closest friends take control of a pair of 'meat and two veg' and the goal is to try and screw each other. Fear not though, as these are merely digital dongs, and there's actually a lot of fun to be had with this party game, more than just giggling at the virtual phalluses. So I Tried.Genital Jousting pretty much took the gaming world by storm by letting players take control of a penis, and so if you've clicked on this review you've pretty much got a sense that this game isn't for the faint of heart nor is it for the whole family.So I Tried… Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales.So I Tried… Car Mechanic Simulator 2018.So I Tried… Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge.So I Tried… Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.So I Tried.Football Manager 2019 Touch.So I Tried.Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice.So I Tried… Dungeons & Dragons: Daggerdale.So I Tried… Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Venus.So I Tried… Attack on Titan Wings of Freedom.So I Tried… Lichtspeer: Double Speer Edition.So I Tried… The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.So I Tried Hitman: The Complete First Season.So I Also Tried.Ace Combat Assault Horizon: Enhanced Edition.So I Tried Retro… Star Trek - The Next Generation - Future's Past.Return to the Lost Levels of So I Tried….So I Tried… Dead or Alive 5: Last Round.So I Tried… Star Wars: Republic Commando.So I Tried Retro… Rex Ronan - Experimental Surgeon.So I Tried… Rome: Total War Gold Edition.So I Tried…DRIVECLUB: PlayStation Plus Edition.Supreme League of Patriots Issue 1: A Patriot Is Born So I Tried… Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa’s Rampage.The Adventures of Batman and Robin (SNES) So I Tried… Knights of Pen & Paper +1 Edition.So I Tried… Flower Shop: Winter in Fairbrook.Thanks to its easy control scheme, well-executed gameplay and absolutely ridiculous concept, this one will likely come out of my Steam library quite a few times in the future to accompany good friends and drinks whenever it’s needed. I have a strong feeling that this particular title is going to join the ranks of other mayhem-oriented local multiplayer games in my collection. This grand adventure was capped off by a lovingly designed, playable montage of the life our endearing meat-rockets lived together. Within one series of playable levels, a friend and I piloted peens through a field of roses, walked wiener dogs with our wieners and successfully delivered a baby. Sound effects drive home all sorts of not-safe-for-work depictions of male members perforating each other and are as plentiful as the game modes they accompany, many of which are contained under the date night feature. Within minutes you can be into a game with friends the entire process feels efficient, well-presented and extremely (re)productive. This one comes as advertised - with an admittedly girthy roster of game modes to try - greeting you immediately with options to jump into either offline or online “multipeen” modes. All contained by an overarching goal of mass penetration, and general silliness among friends. ![]() This time I found Genital Jousting, and all sorts of strangeness ensued.Ī frantic, multiplayer-oriented adventure of disembodied phallic foes battling each other in all manner of arenas. Over the course of half an hour, I’ll develop a feel for what the game is and how it plays I may find something I love, or something that I absolutely can’t stand. Genital JoustingĮach edition of So I Tried… I will try a game that I have never played before, the idea being to spend 30 minutes with any chosen title. Articles // 30th Apr 2017 - 6 years ago // By Sean Labbe So I Tried.
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